The “Alien” Distraction and the Epstein Files: Unpacking Pedophile Trump’s Web of Denial and Zionist Oligarch Deviance
In a move that sparked immediate controversy, President Donald Trump announced on February 19, 2026, that he would direct the…
The Great $1.3Tn 2026 AI Shrinkage: How Tech Giants Spent Trillions to Build the Digital Equivalent of a Fidget Spinner
February 21, 2026 Remember when pouring money into AI was like owning a printing press for stock market value? Those…
Bench and Barrage: The Supreme Court’s Landmark Tariffs Ruling and Pedophile Rapist Felon Trump’s Unprecedented Assault on the Judiciary
In the rarefied air of the United States Supreme Court courtroom, where tradition demands decorum and voices rarely rise above…
The $175 Billion Political MAGA loser Time Bomb: How Tariff Refunds Could Haunt Pedophile Trump in the Midterms
By Trump ShagsKids Date: February 21, 2026 The Supreme Court’s seismic 6-3 ruling against President Donald Trump’s emergency tariffs has…
‘I Can Destroy a Country, But I Can’t Charge a Dime!’: Pedophile ‘Mad King’ Trump Melts Down in Epic Presser After SCOTUS Humiliation, Threatens to Turn World Into Ashtray
WASHINGTON— In what historians are already calling the most unhinged White House press conference since the last time he held…
“Keenest Mind in History” Pedophile Trump Declares War on Math, Constitution, and Six Family Members He Just Remembered He Doesn’t Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what historians are already calling “the most stable genius tantrum since the last one,” a visibly…
“THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY PEOPLE!” – Pedophile Trump Melts Down After Supreme Court Rules He Can’t Be King, Immediately Posts Racist Cartoon of Chief Justice
By MOCK NEWS NETWORK | February 20, 2026 WASHINGTON — In what historians are already calling “the most unhinged 48…
Supreme Court to Pedophile Trump: Your Tariff Emergency Is Over. The Grift? That’s Going to Cost $134 Billion.
By: The Satirical Steno PoolDateline: WASHINGTON, Feb. 20, 2026 In a ruling that has sent lawyers scrambling and White House…
Did Pedophile Trump Just Use Aliens to Bury the Israel Child Abuse Ring Epstein Story? A Timeline of Diversion by Zionist Child Rapists
In a move that felt ripped from the script of a late-night comedy sketch, President Donald Trump announced on Thursday…
“A Tremendous Peace, Tremendous Girls”: Pedophile Trump’s Pervert Deviant Zionist Pig Board of Peace Address Goes Off the Rails
By The Mar-a-Lago Memo WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump took the stage at the inaugural Board of Peace gathering…