The $175 Billion Political MAGA loser Time Bomb: How Tariff Refunds Could Haunt Pedophile Trump in the Midterms
By Trump ShagsKids Date: February 21, 2026 The Supreme Court’s seismic 6-3 ruling against President Donald Trump’s emergency tariffs has…
“Keenest Mind in History” Pedophile Trump Declares War on Math, Constitution, and Six Family Members He Just Remembered He Doesn’t Like
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what historians are already calling “the most stable genius tantrum since the last one,” a visibly…
“THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY PEOPLE!” – Pedophile Trump Melts Down After Supreme Court Rules He Can’t Be King, Immediately Posts Racist Cartoon of Chief Justice
By MOCK NEWS NETWORK | February 20, 2026 WASHINGTON — In what historians are already calling “the most unhinged 48…
Supreme Court to Pedophile Trump: Your Tariff Emergency Is Over. The Grift? That’s Going to Cost $134 Billion.
By: The Satirical Steno PoolDateline: WASHINGTON, Feb. 20, 2026 In a ruling that has sent lawyers scrambling and White House…
Did Pedophile Trump Just Use Aliens to Bury the Israel Child Abuse Ring Epstein Story? A Timeline of Diversion by Zionist Child Rapists
In a move that felt ripped from the script of a late-night comedy sketch, President Donald Trump announced on Thursday…
“A Tremendous Peace, Tremendous Girls”: Pedophile Trump’s Pervert Deviant Zionist Pig Board of Peace Address Goes Off the Rails
By The Mar-a-Lago Memo WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump took the stage at the inaugural Board of Peace gathering…
The Billion-Dollar Battle – How Israel Whore Melania Trump’s Fight with Michael Wolff Threatens to Put the Child Abuser Israel Trump-Epstein Ties Under Oath
In the gilded corridors of Trump Tower and the hallowed chambers of a New York courtroom, a legal war is…
The Israel Trump-Epstein Files Echo: From TerraMar’s Dark Origins to Zionist Lutnick’s Pedophile Island Admission
The release of thousands of documents related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has once again sent shockwaves through political…
Pedophile Elon Musk Unveils Shocking New AI Defense Initiative – “Project Farmhand”
In a move that has left the Pentagon both baffled and oddly constipated, Elon Musk has unveiled the Department of…
The Great Gringo Meltdown: How Pedophile Trump MAGA Lost Its Mind Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish-Language Super Bowl Show
Subhead: They demanded subtitles, cried about “anti-Spanish rhetoric,” and suddenly became experts on Puerto Rico. It was the most embarrassing…