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WASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 In a stunning report released Monday by historians, structural engineers, and several exhausted former Oval Office butlers, the physical and spiritual damage to the White House during the Trump administration has been officially tallied. The verdict? The People\u2019s House is no longer an executive mansion. It is now a three-ring circus with a leaking roof, a broken lie detector, and a gift shop that only sells Bibles and golden fleece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sources close to the restoration team claim that the building isn’t just chipped and stained\u2014it has been structurally compromised by the sheer volume of falsehoods about government funding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s unprecedented,\u201d said a lead architect who requested anonymity, presumably to go lie down. \u201cUsually, water damage rots the subfloor. But in the West Wing, we\u2019re finding dry rot caused by the phrase, \u2018It was fully funded by Mexico.\u2019 The walls literally cringe every time someone says, \u2018Infrastructure Week.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Indeed, the damage assessment reads like a surrealist fever dream. The iconic Resolute Desk now has a curious lean to one side, which experts attribute to the time it was used to sign executive orders while a reality TV producer whispered \u201cmore drama\u201d into the air. The carpet in the Roosevelt Room, once a dignified cream, is now permanently stained with the greasy residue of Diet Coke and bluff-calling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the real tragedy is in the foundation. Witnesses report that the White House\u2019s famous South Lawn has developed a series of treacherous sinkholes. \u201cIt\u2019s the \u2018alternate facts\u2019 sinkholes,\u201d a geologist explained. \u201cWhenever a budget lie was told\u2014like claiming the military got a full year\u2019s funding when it was actually borrowed from FEMA\u2014the ground just gave up and swallowed a hedge.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The worst damage, however, is auditory. The walls, quite literally, have ears. And they are exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cEvery night at 3 AM, we hear a ghostly echo of a Sharpie marker on a weather map,\u201d said a long-serving janitor who is now seeking hazard pay for emotional distress. \u201cThe boiler room won\u2019t stop muttering \u2018no collusion\u2019 to itself. And the plumbing? Don\u2019t get me started. The pipes are clogged with shredded drafts of healthcare plans that didn\u2019t exist.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In response to the report, the current administration has put out a request for $400 million in emergency repairs. However, due to the confusing financial legacy left behind, no one is quite sure if that money exists, or if it was reallocated to build a golden escalator to the Situation Room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cWe looked for the funding,\u201d said a frustrated Budget Director. \u201cWe checked the Space Force accounts. We looked in the \u2018Trump Hotel D.C. lease agreement\u2019 line item. Hell, we even checked the cushions of the Lincoln Bedroom sofa. We found a billion dollars\u2019 worth of I.O.U.s signed \u2018The Ghost of Craig\u2019 but zero actual dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The architectural firm hired to assess the damage released a scathing 500-page addendum, concluding that the Oval Office\u2019s structural integrity is now held together by \u201chopes, spite, and several dozen rolls of \u2018Trump\u2019 brand duct tape that doesn\u2019t actually stick to anything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cThe issue isn\u2019t just the broken windows or the fact that the intercom only plays \u2018Y.M.C.A.\u2019 on a loop now,\u201d the report states. \u201cIt\u2019s that the building itself has lost its credibility. It\u2019s like a house that promises you it has a solid roof, but as soon as it starts raining, the ceiling just shrugs and says, \u2018That\u2019s not my problem. That\u2019s the Deep State\u2019s weather.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the 45th president dismissed the findings, stating, \u201cThe White House was in perfect condition, the best condition, possibly ever, until the current administration faked this damage to make us look bad. Also, the damage is actually a good thing because it keeps the contractors busy, and everyone knows contractors love me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As of press time, the White House historical society has decided to lean into the chaos. They have officially reclassified the building as a \u201cNational Clown Show.\u201d Tours will now require safety goggles to guard against falling chandeliers and flying gaslighting. The gift shop will be selling tiny cars for the staff to exit in single file, and the Marine Band has been instructed to learn the Benny Hill theme song for all state arrivals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only thing holding the place together, engineers admit, is the sheer weight of the classified documents that were reportedly flushed down the toilet over four years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s going to be a long, sticky renovation season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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