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In a move that has shocked absolutely no one who has paid even glancing attention to the last decade, former President Donald J. Trump has reportedly revived one of his most cherished, and profoundly baffling, geopolitical fantasies: the acquisition of Greenland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sources close to the ex-president, primarily consisting of a talking portrait he keeps in a gilded bathroom, confirm that Mr. Trump views the massive, ice-covered island not as a sovereign nation with 56,000 people, but as \u201ca really great piece of real estate\u201d that is, and we quote, \u201cjust sitting there.\u201d His alleged strategy to obtain it? A \u201cmuscular negotiation\u201d that experts believe translates to: trying to buy it, and when that fails, vaguely threatening to just take it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The global response has been a symphony of restrained diplomatic horror and barely-concealed derision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Copenhagen, Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, who previously labeled the idea \u201cabsurd,\u201d was reportedly found gently banging her head against a historic Viking longship. \u201cWe offered him some Lego and a pastry,\u201d a weary aide muttered. \u201cHe said it wasn\u2019t \u2018big league\u2019 enough. He then asked if we could throw in Iceland as a \u2018starter island.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In a groundbreaking display of unity, world leaders set aside their differences to collectively mock the concept. French President Emmanuel Macron was overheard asking an aide if \u201cCorsica is for sale on Amazon, perhaps?\u201d Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau simply tweeted a single, poignant emoji: \ud83e\udd76. A spokesperson for the Kremlin, struggling to maintain their usual grim demeanor, called it \u201can interesting capitalist approach to territorial expansion. We, of course, prefer the older, simpler methods.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meanwhile, at a hastily convened \u201cVery Stable Genius Summit\u201d at Mar-a-Lago, Trump unveiled his tactical plan to a crowd of paying members and a confused raccoon. It was presented on a napkin, featuring a crudely drawn arrow labeled \u201cOUR ARMY\u201d pointing from a blob marked \u201cUSA\u201d to a larger blob marked \u201cBIG COLD LAND.\u201d Strategic points included \u201cGreat minerals (probably),\u201d \u201cStop the windmills from looking at us,\u201d and \u201cBig, beautiful walls against\u2026 snow.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cThe Danes are being very nasty about this,\u201d Trump declared between bites of a well-done steak. \u201cVery unfair. They have a socialistic country, and their Greenland is melting. I\u2019d stop the melting. With class. My uncle was a professor at MIT, you know, very good with ice. The best ice. We\u2019d have polar bears working. It\u2019d be huge.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greenlanders themselves have responded with characteristic Nordic stoicism and a hint of sublime sarcasm. The mayor of Nuuk issued a statement saying, \u201cWe appreciate the interest. While we are not for sale, we would be happy to sell Mr. Trump a timeshare in a very nice icefjord. Utilities not included. Bring a coat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Political analysts are stunned, not by the proposal\u2019s audacity, but by its staggering lack of novelty. \u201cIt\u2019s like he\u2019s reading from the greatest hits of unhinged 2019,\u201d sighed Dr. Alistair Thorne of the Geopolitical Irony Institute. \u201cHe\u2019s bypassing current global crises to return to the simple, pure dream of owning a frozen island because it looks big on a map. It\u2019s almost poetic in its idiocy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the international community continues to chuckle, eye-roll, and slowly back away, one thing is clear: the dream lives on. Somewhere, in a gold-plated room, a man is staring at a globe, his finger resting on a vast, cold expanse, dreaming of putting his name on it in very, very large letters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Because if there\u2019s one thing history teaches us, it\u2019s that the greatest legacies are built not on peace, prosperity, or progress, but on the obsessive, unchecked desire to own land that is fundamentally useless to you. All hail the would-be Emperor of the Ice Sheet. His vision, as always, is crystal clear, and completely detached from reality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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